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• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
• The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard
• 6 women sunbathing in the nude http://t.co/E61nAKHA #nudity
• Cream in all the right spots http://t.co/2k9KXxMg #nudity
• My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy... So now I have to sit down to pee.
• No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
• Tiger Woods, beautiful wife, Masters champion http://t.co/cBYMrCb4 #nudity
• Blonde holding up the dorm ceiling http://t.co/8GCWlKiF #nudity
• Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown
• Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~John Barrymore