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• Guys, you'd have a better chance of being shirtless in a woman's bedroom if you weren't shirtless in your Facebook photo.
• Blonde with a hat http://t.co/cljtS6R5 #nudity
• Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown
• Large breasted topless beauty http://t.co/b3D9qQ4i #nudity
• For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno
• Topless redhead http://t.co/CrxdNjFr #nudity
• Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis
• One of the sexiest women ever RT @YourSexy140: Teri Hatcher (xpost from /r/CelrbrityFeet) [PIC] http://t.co/Xhar91yf
• RT @iLikeGirlsDaily: Side profile #Twitterafterdark http://t.co/fZzAWJPP
• Hell hath no fury like a woman whose texts are being ignored.